- Mom: But why do we have to see The Dark Knight Rises at River East? The Icon is down the street!
- Me: MOM River East is where all the cool kids go! All my friends will be there!
- Mom: What makes it so cool??
- Me: People dress up and stuff. I'll make you a costume!
- Mom: No, that's alright.
- Me: I will! I'll make you a costume!
- Mom: I'll dress up as the adult.
