sometimes im like, “oh man, i’ve been on tumblr too long, i need to return to the outside world”
so i open another tab and i’m like
“wait. what? what am i doing? how will this help me? what website could possibly connect me to the outside world?”
and then i consider, yanno, actually going outside
and then i just go to ONTD.
OH MY GOD
I accidentally bought a book on my kindle with my $1.05 gift card. JUST WHEN I DECIDED I WAS GONNA BUY HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES WITH IT.
This sounds super petty but omg I am RAGINGGGGGGGGG. IT JUST TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIGURE WHAT I WANTED AND UUGGH I DONT WANT THIS BOOK WTF IS THIS EVEN IT’S LIKE KOREN UGH WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS UGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ugh like is it super pathetic to ask amazon for a .99 refund?
oh man i could neeeeever do mark mcgrath’s job cos i’d just be SCREAMING at people “OH MY GOD THOSE ARE SO THE WRONG LYRICS HOW ARE YOU ALIVE NO DON’T LOCK THEM IN WHAT ARE YOU—HERE, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG I’LL SING IT FOR YOU.”
OH MY GOD I AM PSYCHIC
LET ME TELL YOU HOW PSYCHIC I AM
Okay so a few days ago, I randomly started thinking about this girl I used to know in grade school. We used to be friends, but she became very mean to me very fast, and I briefly wondered what that girl was doing now. I sort of thought to look her up on facebook, but I quickly forgot about it.
THAT GIRL JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK.
I added her just to see her page and unfriended her. She is a ho, whatever.
MORAL OF THE STORY: I am psychic.