listen, being a feminist doesn't make you ~*dick-chopping domestic-hating elisa*~, designing a PENIS GUILLOTINE DOES ;-)
LOL
YES
VERY TRUE
see people need to make that distinction. I hate men cos I’m a stone cold bitch, but not because I am a feminist ok theres a difference.

i like it when you post selfies and i might start doing it too? like i am inspired i might give it a go...
you should TOTALLY DO IT. EVERYONE should ALWAYS DO SELFIES. Selfies are the BEST. They show the entire world just how pretty you are and then you will always have photographic proof on how pretty you are and you can look back on them and be like damn im so pretty and yeah theyre awesome

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS I BET YOU DO NOW
i am so not staring at the clock waiting until exactly the right time to submit this so i can avoid writing my paper nope
BUT FOR REAL I LOVE YOU AND WOW THIS MUST BE GETTING ANNOYING HUH
OH LOOK AT THE TIME WELP HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAHHH DAMN I PROMISED THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN AGAIN AUGH IM SORRY

(clearly you didn't get this the first time i sent it) So Elisa, I heard there was some new gossip going around about Heather Morris....
BIRGITTA
I DONT KNOW
IF YOU
ARE
A W A R E
OF THE NEWS
BUT
(you might wanna sit down for this one)
HEATHER
(are you ready)
MORRIS
(it’s a big one)
IS
(very exclusive news)
P
R
E
G
N
A
N
T
“eyebrow” is like a legitimate language spoken on this show"
— Birgitta while watching TOS

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS GONNA DO THIS ALL THE TIME AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY FORGOT
WELL
you do now. (also it’s 2:41 AM and even though it’s technically not tuesday anymore idgaf IT’S STILL TUESDAY NIGHT)
LOL omg birgitta i apologize profusely for not being online at 2:41 am IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAAAIIINN
i'm pretty sure it's like JUST over a year since the last time you tried to give mikey away via tumblr. just thought i'd mention.
LOL OMG IS IT REALLY????
haha it’s that time of year again, I suppose!
Shame it’s not working, maybe I need to POST HARDER!!
nightingaleandtherose replied to your post: ahodgepodgeofinanity replied to your post: OH MY…
okay so my friends and i did this too, actually. mostly cause my friends weren’t so much for the fanfic so we ended up sharing a copy so everyone read it and then we could squee together
WHAT OMG, NO ONE DID THAT WITH MEEEEE I AM SO JELLY RN
but thats ok cos now i have tumblr lol
sister-sons:
Hobbit Valentine’s cards [part 2]
I am (not) sorry for the last one.
BIRGITTA LOOK
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kkatkkrap:
blackholegirl:
kateordie:
herwitchiness:
this is my house sigil
I love this
BAHAHAHA!
…perfection.
YES
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